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  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  About the Author

  YOUNG AMERICANS

  Josh Stallings

  Copyright © 2015 Josh Stallings

  ISBN: 978-0-9910544-2-8

  This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

  All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions.

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  Cover by Chungkong

  Ebook Interior by QA Productions

  Published in the United States by Heist Publishing

  Dedicated to Tad, a fiercely loyal friend and a brilliant sweetheart of a man. We stomped the wild glittery terra of the ’70s, recreating ourselves into something that could last.

  “I am the King of Glitter Rock. It’s true–I am a bisexual. But I can’t deny that I’ve used that fact very well. I suppose it’s the best thing that ever happened to me. Fun, too.” —David Bowie, 1976

  CHAPTER 1

  * * *

  “It’s a handicap isn’t it? Being so obviously American?” —Man from U.N.C.L.E.

  1976, winter break.

  Jacob lay down on his waterbed, staring at the poster on the ceiling—Iggy and the Stooges. He was wondrously stoned. High enough to feel nostalgia and whimsy, straight enough not to be consumed by the need to power eat a sack of Jack in the Box tacos.

  He was eighteen and slight. Hair, a long rock shag. Jeans, Sticky Fingers. Skintight, of course. T-shirt, Gumby. Two sizes too small, thank you. Yellow scarf, to his knees. Boots, platforms with a three-inch heel. Pot, Panama Red. Music filling the apartment—Bowie, always.

  Earlier he’d smoked a pinner, wanting to get a little buzz on before he and his best friend, Terry, went to the midnight movies. It was John Boorman night and they were playing Deliverance and Zardoz.

  Jacob thought about the silver-framed family photos sitting on his mother’s nightstand, where they’d always been. His family moved often. Neighborhoods and houses changed, but the pictures by her bed remained—his parents’ and grandparents’ wedding photos, and a black-and-white shot of his five-year-old sister, Sam, standing near a spring driven hobbyhorse. In the plastic saddle sits a three-year-old Jacob. Their heads lean into one another, co-conspirators. Jacob is laughing. Sam has a sly grin. He wonders how he and his sister drifted so far apart. Wonders why she left the Bay Area. After high school she split, headed north. For the last two years he only saw her on holidays.

  Jacob worshipped his older sister, though he’d known his young age bugged her since she became a teenager and he was still a kid. A kid who wanted nothing more than to hang with his big sister. Their mother always demanded Sam include him, which made Sam resent him all the more.

  Like many siblings, they were connected by blood, torn apart by too close proximity. And yet, all she would have to do is ask and Jacob would crawl across broken glass for her.

  Three hundred miles between them made it easier to idolize her.

  Closing his eyes, he drifted back to 1966. A suburban street, pleasant homes nestled amongst an orange grove. An eight-year-old Jacob backpedaled hard on his Stingray, locking the rear wheel. Skidding on the pavement, he kicked out the rear, stopping inches from the garage door. He let out a long-held breath. Looking down, there was a four-inch patch of black rubber he’d laid down. Bitchin. He headed into his home. He didn’t even try the garage door, he knew better.

  Esther, his mother, sat in the breakfast nook, smoking a cigarette and perusing the want ads.

  “We moving?” Jacob asked.

  “I didn’t hear you come in.”

  “Are we moving?”

  “Can’t hide anything from you, smart guy.”

  “Because Sam got in a fight at school?”

  “They called. She shouldn’t have done that.”

  “Skinny Johnny asked for it. Everyone knows he’s an asshole.”

  Esther took her son’s face in her hands, meeting his eyes. “What is rule number one?”

  He looked down. “Don’t draw attention.”

  “Right.”

  Pulling away, Jacob dug into his backpack and pulled out a dog-eared copy of James and the Giant Peach. “Mrs. Sharpe got it for me. It’s for fourth graders. Really cool.”

  “You have always been the smart one. The rest of us are clever, but you’re smart. Smart will take you farther than clever any day.”

  “I know.” He rolled his eyes. It wasn’t the first time he’d heard this rap.

  “OK, time for your home—”

  “Work? Finished it on the bus.” What he didn’t tell her was he had also done his big sister’s math homework in trade for her doing his chores. “Can I go play spy?”

  “Just remember to break your cover for dinner.”

  He gave her a smart salute and was gone to his room to supply up.

  • • •

  Inside the garage, ten-year-old Sam was working on a secret project. But nothing could remain unseen by the all-seeing eye of Jake Stern, international spy. He had a periscope built from a cardboard packing tube, an X-ACTO knife, black electrician’s tape, three mirrors and two lenses he’d salvaged from a broken stargazer. He also had an old stethoscope Doc Willard had given him for his birthday. Jacob took a Mason jar and very slowly drilled a hole just the size of the chest piece. The jar helped amplify the sound. Jacob liked to overcomplicate a task to the point where it sometimes became unmanageable.

  He circled the garage twice and was about to go a third. While he walked he was trying to figure out how to build a harness rig to lift him up to the window. If only he had a grappling hook gun like Napoleon Solo. Pulling out an empty trash can, he stood on the lid. He was able to reach the dust-covered window; it wasn’t locked. He pried it open far enough to slip in his Mason jar rig. Putting on the earpieces, he heard his grandfather’s voice. “Shhh, Samula, gentle. Stroke it like it’s a long-lost lover.”

  “Gross a go-go.”

  “No, hush. Now start again.”

  Jacob wiped away a patch of dust and grime from the periscope. He watched his big sister and grandfather. Sam was hunched over something hidden from view. She raised her hands, shaking the tension out of them.

  “Time is not on your side. Any moment someone could come through that door and our secret will end. Then you will never know what is in the safe.”

  “Fine,” she said, with just enough edge to let him know she was pissed, but not enough to get a cuffing.

  • • •

  Sam was sweating. The garage was hot and smelled of old oil, paint and solvents. She had trained with picks; grandpa taught her to unlock any deadbolt in less than two minutes. Blindfolded. But between her legs was an AMSEC safe—four tumblers, double cams. Two inches of hardened steel, so drilling was out of the question. Small
shape charge? Grandpa said they were amazing, but noisy. No, unless they had unlimited time at a remote location, she would have to finesse it open. Her grandpa had all his attention on the stopwatch in his hand. From when you broke in until you were out needed to be less than six minutes.

  Sam closed her eyes. For a moment she just took deep breaths, then let her mind wander to San Gregorio beach. She was holding hands with her best friend, Candy. They walked into the waves.

  Back in the garage, Sam’s hand started to rotate the dial, one tick at a time until she felt the first sear drop the first bar. Three more of the same fell.

  At the beach, Sam and Candy were shrieking and laughing silently. The waves crashed with perfect silence.

  The fourth and final rod fell into place and she opened her eyes.

  “Amazing. Never have I seen anything like it. Two minutes, forty seconds. Even I, in my prime, couldn’t have beat that.” He gave her a kiss on the forehead. “Now, open it. The contents are yours.”

  Pulling down the large handle, the safe’s door swung open. Inside was a little blue box. “Tiffany? No, too much,” she said, while she was already tearing off the ribbon. In it was a simple gold heart with the words Best Friends on it. It was broken, so she could give half of it away. She couldn’t wait to show Candy.

  “Friends, true friends, are the best tools a thief has. Don’t you ever forget this. Look at the people in your life and ask who would take a slug or do a stretch for you. The ones that won’t, cut them out like cancer.”

  CHAPTER 2

  * * *

  “Like old momma said, next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.” —Hard Times

  1976, winter,

  Humboldt County, California.

  Rain sluiced off the small cabin. The wind snapped at the blue plastic tarp used to patch leaks in the roof. Inside its one room, a rusted potbellied stove gave the only warmth. Sam sat in a camp chair wrapped in her sleeping bag. She was a big girl, with the kind of curves that started wars. Zaftig. Out of fashion. The Thin White Duke, David Bowie, made looking underfed fashionable. You could count every one of supermodel Margaux Hemingway’s ribs. Sam’s body was luxurious. It said screw you, have a burger and relax awhile. Her glitter platforms jutted out of black satin jeans. Her hair was cut in a spiky shag, just like Suzi Quatro. It was a blonde-red. Shiny. Her body, her stature, demanded a wider view of what a glitter rocker could look like. Not that anyone wanted an ass kicking enough to screw with her about her size.

  Smitty, Sam’s skinny shaggy-haired boyfriend, was putting freshly cut wood into the stove.

  “It’s too green.”

  “You speaking to me?”

  “Won’t burn, just smoke.” She watched, waited. When the smoke started to invade their cabin, she hopped over and cranked the tin chimney’s flue to wide open.

  “Fine, fine, so no merit badge for me.”

  “You should have listened.”

  “Yes, ma’am, boss lady.”

  “Smitty?”

  “Yeah, Sam?”

  “What do you like about me? And if you say my tits or other bull, I will clock you. That’s what the guys at the club like about me. But you?”

  He looked at her searching for the answer. He fixated on her damn-near perfect tits. Not melons, not half peaches. Navel oranges, that was it. Really large, soft, overripe oranges.

  “Your hair is really pretty.”

  “Bzzzzzzzz! Wrong answer.” True to her word, she feigned a haymaker with her left arm, and while he was defending against the blow she used her right to jab his nose two solid hits.

  “Ow, that fucking hurt. Get me some ice.” Blood was running through his fingers.

  “Have your shit gone by the time I get off tonight.”

  “But Sam . . . no. I make you laugh.”

  “Not often enough,”

  “I make you come like a freight train.”

  “Ooooowwwwwaaaaaaa, yes.” She faked a climax, her eyes dead cold on him. “Be out by two-thirty.”

  Turning away, she fired up the Coleman and started to heat some water. She needed a quick whore’s bath. She could take a real shower at the club, where they had actual running hot water. Why had she left the Bay Area? Not for this. Did she really think she was going to make her fame and fortune stripping in the hick-filled forests of the North? It hadn’t been the plan, it just happened. She’d been headed for Seattle, but ran out of cash in Humboldt. Her plan had been to dance at a club here for a couple of weeks, get up a stake to keep moving up North. That was a long time ago.

  “Hey, Smitty, you know how to boil a frog?”

  “No, Sam, I don’t think I do know how.”

  “Put it in a pot of cold water and slowly, slowly, bit by bit add more heat until it’s boiled.”

  “You’re talking to me, that mean you want me to stick around?”

  “Oh, hell no.”

  • • •

  Rapunzel’s was just another sad strip club trying to scrape by. It had rough redwood planks covering the walls and sawdust on the floor. The bar top was a finely carved and polished piece of driftwood. The room smelled of wood sap, sweat, sex, disappointment and disinfectant.

  “Rocker like you, I bet you know some kinky moves, stuff make even a worldly guy like me blush.” Sheriff Winslow was pushing fifty, had a sunken chest, sloped shoulders and a weak chin.

  “It is never going to happen. Never.” Sam spoke, but his eyes stayed glued to her cleavage.

  “Oh, a day will come you’ll need something from me, then girl, it’s off to the races.” He made a neighing sound, slapped her ass and walked out. Sam had to remember he was the law to keep from tearing after him.

  Sam stomped up to the bar and stood looking at Breeze. He was the club owner and local small-town kingpin. He was a tall, thin man, bejeweled with multiple earrings, bracelets and rings on every finger. He didn’t do subtle. He had long hair and a General Custer beard.

  “Our sheriff is a dick,” Sam said.

  “No shit, but he’s my dick. Not like that. Stop laughing.”

  “It’s OK if you like cop dick, Breeze, really it is.”

  “One hundred percent pussy hound, got it?”

  “No one is a hundred percent anything, boss. But I get your point.”

  “Good.” Breeze leaned over the bar and took a bottle of Jack Daniels. He poured them each a shot. “Other than pissed off at the sheriff, how you doing, darlin?”

  “Tips are tight. Mouth to God, one squid was tossing coins. But I’m getting by.”

  “Put that useless boyfriend to work. He could make a bundle trimming for me. He has a skill few do. I think it’s those tiny little girl hands of his.”

  “He’s paranoid about getting busted. Thinks he’s too pretty to survive in the joint.”

  “Probably right. Fuck President Ford and his bullshit war on drugs. It’s got everyone freaked.”

  “Doesn’t look like you’re sweating it.”

  “I hide my assets. Plus, I’m a visionary. The pH of a redwood forest and our climate are perfect for the weed craft. One day this whole forest will be full of pot farmers.”

  “Bullshit. Feds get wind of your grows they will drop a net on your ass.”

  “Have to find the dope first. Not so easy in all this wilderness. Yep, in a blind world I got 20/20 eyesight.”

  Sam let out a deep laugh. “Yes, you do.”

  “And in case of a downturn in the pot market, I diversified my portfolio with this joint and the working girls.”

  “We can’t all be captains of industry, some of us are worker bees.”

  “Times get hard enough, you know I always got a crib for you up at the motel.”

  “I’m not a whore, Breeze.”

  “Oh hell, we’re all whores. We just have different thoughts on how deep we’ll let them stick it in.”

  “OK, then maybe I’m just not that desperate yet.”

  “Could make a bundle—truckers love big girl
s.”

  “You are so sweet.”

  “Just like molasses,” he said to her back as she headed for the dressing room.

  • • •

  By ten o’clock the joint was a bit livelier. When Sam took the stage, six frat boys sat at the rail. She moved slowly to David Bowie’s Fame. Closing her eyes, she let the man’s shirt she wore slide off her shoulder. She stripped slowly, teasing it out. The frat boys were hooting, loving it. From the bar a tall man in a black leather blazer was watching her every move. His Burt Reynolds mustache only slightly hid a smirk. The frat boys dared each other to slip dollars in her G-string. The man from the bar moved up. He put a twenty into her hand, tipped his leather porkpie hat, moved back to watch. Sam snapped the twenty for the frats to see how it was done. She watched the new guy head toward the bar. Not her type. Not glitter skinny. He was the polar opposite of Bowie or Smitty. His muscular body was built either at the gym or in the joint—you don’t get that taut an ass sitting in an office. OK, there were some parts of his macho-man body that called to her estrogen.

  After the song ended she collected her cash and clothes and went into the dressing room. The Doobie Brothers’ “Taking It To The Streets” heralded on Angie, Humboldt County’s girl next door.

  “You liked what you saw?” Sam sat down on the stool next to the big spending mustache.

  “Girl, do we have to play this game?” His tightly curled blond hair was pulled back into a ponytail.

  “Game?”

  “Whatever, um, what’s your name?” He motioned to the bartender, pointing at Sam.

  “Cassidy.”

  “Whatever Cassidy is having and a Johnny Black with a Michelob back.”

  Sam noticed Breeze kept glancing at the new stud from the other end of the bar. She knew that he knew everyone in the Humboldt area, and he didn’t like strangers. This cat was fit. Feds and cops were fit. But he didn’t vibe cop to her.